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putzified

Something reproduced in miniature, especially houses, made of paper and/or cardboard and covered with glitter. Believed to have origins in Germany.
Check out my putzified house, I made it over that weekend I was laid up with lupus.
by davelog December 6, 2019
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Purified

When a black female had sex with a white male
- I purified Tanisha last night

- I'm gonna purify her this week-end
by brandy913 December 17, 2019
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PurifiedPizza

A clown and a cutie, clown cutie
Watchout Entity, here comes PurifiedPizza.
by Kaodik Leaders January 6, 2020
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PurifiedJuicee

A redpilled and based individual who typically and unironically says some very awful (great) things.
Person 1: My name is Deez
Person 2: Deez what sir?
Person 1: We are being controlled by the government in order for us to retain our new memories rather than the truth
Person 2: Deez nuts nigga
Person 1: You are such a PurifiedJuicee
by SemiPurifiedCum June 5, 2021
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Purified

A Canadian tradition from an instagram boy who purified people by pouring a massive shot of vodka all over their face when they ask for free vodka.

Origins of this tradition is from a night out at the club, here's the story:

Unknown person: "Can I give you $5.00 for 2-3 drinks from your big vodka bottle?"
Bottle owner: I'm giving you one purified shot and don't ever ask me again.

The poor little guy never came back for free purified shots.
You have been purified!
Do you want a purified shot?
Let me purified you!
by PurifiedMax November 24, 2021
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Petrafyed

Ritualistically listening your way through pop princess Kim Petras' hottest albums in an exact order during sex with a total top and pig bottom to achieve a mythological orgasm of the gawds; followed by a swift yet euphoric death. The exact song order is said to be deciphered only by the truly verse and thus remains a mystery to this day.
Christopher is going to have himself petrafyed on April 28th 2022.
by You really looked this up? April 30, 2022
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Patrified

Something obtained Illegally/Dishonestly
"Is that Diamond Patrified?"
by DeceasedBlue August 24, 2022
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