pussyitis

when someone gets sand in their eye and goes to the ER

"Ben got sand in his eye while bodysurfing and went to the hospital in nantucket and got diagnosed with big ass case of pussyitis"

by Eric (gay) June 4, 2005

pusspiration

Lubrication of the vaginal walls due to sexual (or other) arousal.

Synonyms: gettin' moist, juicin', lubrication, wet

n.b. No relation to thermoregulation.

After watching a sick porno, Natalie experienced extreme pusspiration and soaked her panties.

by Joey Maloey December 4, 2007

pussitis

an imaginary illness that explains why a girl is crabby or otherwise unhappy for no good reason.

Tori: What's up with Sharon? She's a super bitch today!
Alice: Oh it's just her pussitis acting up again.
Tori: Wow she has that a lot!!

by renee151 May 20, 2008

pusskits

little rolled up balls of piss yellow toilet paper and vaginal secretions

Man, I was eating her mullet and got a mouth full of pusskits

by Headshok62 October 21, 2008

pussitis

the state of having an inflamed puss puss

Wow girl, my pussitis is killing me, it is really red and hurts.

by The dirty lihn February 20, 2011

pussyitis

the result of a rare disease in males know to man as crooked jaw . commonly caused by excessive praying and wheghtlifting, but most apperent in subjects who look like trolls the best known cure for this disease is to grow SOME FUCKING NUTS and stop taking it up the butt.

holy shit look at that crooked jaw, the poor son of a bitch must have pussyitits.

by anonymous January 8, 2004

Pussuit

1. The act of pursuing a girl in the hopes of getting some pussy (sex)

I saw this chick across the bar and thought she would make a good pussuit for the night.

Dude, you need to quit trying to get with all these girls and just pick one pussuit to go after.

by James23456476 August 15, 2010