Punanidemic

A sudden influx of fantastic minge throughout the world.

The most of Eastern Europe is currently witnessing a Punanidemic. Men are losing their mind and oats at an alarming rate!

by SirGreg June 5, 2017

punani power

When your pussy is so powerful it gives you the ability to control men/makes them obsessed with you

“Oh my gosh that boy has me wet, I want him”

Doesn’t he have a girlfriend?

“Yeah, but he won’t for long. I have that punani power.”

by Prison-mike248 May 4, 2019

punaniless

When u get no pussy

You get no pussy your punaniless

by Ramaboywilliams August 27, 2022

Voodoo Punani

1. Punani that is so good, it causes a man to become whipped.
2. An extremely attractive female.

"She threw me on the bed and gave me a dose of the voodoo punani!"

"Damn that bitch is voodoo punani"

by Doctor Joe May 2, 2003

Putnamitis

putnamitis- an infectious "disease" spread by members of the facebook community, caused by typing :putnam: to a facebook friend and thereby making him/her want to type :putnam: to someone else.

Put:ftw,My girlfriend infected me with putnamitis earlier :putnam: :putnam:

Nam:Damn tht sux... shit I :putnam: HAVE IT NOW!!AAHH!!!! :putnam: :putnam: :putnam:

by th3s0n0fth3s0n0fth3s0n April 5, 2009

PunMister

A funny, smart, and wise individual with more than 500IQ at minimum. Someones life long dream would to be just like this individual. This wise being is known to be anti-bulli and pro-BlueJollyRancher rancher (as he should). Although very forgiving, he has no mercy against red jolly rancher supporters. If he doesn't act immediately with unimaginable punishment, just know he is planning it as you stand in front of your display. Every, last, breath...

He also lives on Pluto so that's a plus.

Kid: Red jolly rancher isn't *that* bad
PunMister: *bans kid and prepares torture fridge*

Kid: Let's ask PunMister a question, he's very wise and smart.
PunMister: ight

by PunMister April 20, 2020

Punanilope

a term used to reference the holy nether region; that which you want to sink your teeth into, much like a cantalope; that which you would like to ride like a wild antalope

Man, I wanna dig into some of that punanilope!

by Punanilope November 7, 2005