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Penaldo

A statpadder from Juventus known for his diving and penalty scoring skills, Cristiano Penaldo.

he's unbelievably overrated for scoring penalties.
"I'm Penaldo, I like to score penalties and tapin against Lithuania, Andorra, Udinese, etc."
by Lithuania man February 26, 2021
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Penaldian

A penaldian is someone who is obsessed with cristiano ronaldo, or penaldo, as some people call him as he scores a lot of goals from penalties. A term commonly used on twitter.
Look, I ratioed that obsessed Penaldian
by Jose Mourinho is finished March 26, 2021
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punani juice

Poontang juice
The succulent aromatic flow of vaginal liquid that seeps from the poon poon

This liquid may be clear or discoloured and pungent in smell

Should be enjoyed chilled over ice
The fucken dumb biatch was so hot n horny, she had punani juice dripping down her puss
by Staywet October 28, 2013
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lord penaldo

Someone who celebrates like he has won a world cup final after scoring a penalty against spezia
His favorite clubs are benevento, crotone,lithuana, genoa etc.
Someone who doesn't take part in a group assignment but celebrates the most when your group is awarded
Eg. He's the lord penaldo of our group
by K77777kkk May 2, 2021
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Penaldo

Man who wait Penalty to score on party

I wait for his teammates to do the job and he comes to own the goals
Brother CR7 scored again from the penalty spot in his total goal, we have 40% penalty. Yes it really deserves its name penaldo
by Dataing July 24, 2020
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Penaldog

A penaldog refers to the average retarded Ronaldo fanboy (also known as penaldo) who doesn't know anything about football except "Ronaldo goat, Pessi bottler". These people are often under 13 years of age and are already a menace to society, they make up about 70% of the Ronaldo fanbase sadly.
1. As a penaldog I have to say Pessi only scores against Eibar so that I can get attention.

2. I feel like a penaldog after going five months without watching football and only watching the scores😅

3. I had 40 in an iq test but I'm glad because at least I am more intelligent than penaldogs.
by High IQ football fan June 3, 2021
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penalty merchant

a term used to describe football players known for awarded penalty kicks, rather than regular goals.

penalty kicks are seen by some as easy, and require less effort unlike normal goals. people see players with lots of awarded penalties as unskillful.
person 1: damn bruh haaland just got a penalty
person 2: penalty merchant
by soepicchill July 19, 2023
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