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Pukes O'Neil

Someone who pukes after only a few drinks. (Ranging from 1 to 4) One receives this title once leaving the toilet, or bush, and is from there on out "Pukes O'Neil." This may be reduced to "Pukes" whenever deemed necessary.
Beth walked out of the bathroom after vomiting her "two and a half shots," and became Pukes O'Neil from that point on.

"OY, PUKES!"
by SteveErwin August 26, 2009
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PukeShit

When you are either sick with the flu or hungover and feel an uncontrollable urge to puke, get on all fours, and because of the force of the puke, shit your pants.
My stomach was killing me and my head was spinning. I got down on my knees to hug the toilet because my glands were swelling and my mouth was salivating. When my stomach wretched to puke the force pushed the sickness from my bowels as well. I was left with my head in a toilet full of puke and my ass in pants full of shit. I experienced a PukeShit. I pukeshat myself.
by RebelLionJohn May 29, 2010
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pupusa

A thick hand made tortilla, or a thick, tasty, hairy spanish pussy...
I was hungry and I ate her Pupusa!!!
by I Run NY January 4, 2008
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Purusing

Browsing an area or looking through something. Pronounced per-oos-ing.
What are you doing in this isle at the market?" "Oh nothing, just purusing through the snacks.
by Spousal Abuse July 23, 2011
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Pukes and Dukes

Pukes & Dukes is when you are VERY, VERY, VERY sick and you are throwing up, and going number one out your ass at the same time ( liquid shits)
Normally you will need a trash can, sink, bathtub, or shower stall very close to the toilet to avoid a massive clean up in your underpants, flooring or walls.

Avoid laughing, coughing, sneezing, or any other movements that will cause you to un-pucker your rectum because this could lead to a shart.
Man I am soooo sick today, I have the pukes and dukes. I almost shit my pants but I got lucky and snapped up the trash can and sat down.

Ugg... pukes and dukes are the worst, nothing like having it come out of both ends..
by Killentime December 28, 2010
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Daisy Pukes

Dude look at that fat chick's daisy pukes!
Ohh gross dude
by TySANJUAN July 6, 2008
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wokus pokus

The ever increasingly deranged nonsense spouted by the wokerati. The more woke the individual, the greater their level of wokus pokus bullshit.
Carmel is doing my head in with all her wokus pokus. I'm sick and tired of her claiming to be offended by everything and wish she'd just piss off.
by EuroTour Commander [retired] January 7, 2021
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