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Prostate

They stick they finger in they booty hole.
Jame: Yo what’s a prostate exam again?
Ben: They stick they finger in they booty hole.
by M O I S T December 11, 2021
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A scientific formula designed to bring clarity to radio frequencies (per the radio frequency spectrum) by determining calculated degrees of readjustments, troubleshooting networks by ensuring the desired stations (hopset IDs) are in synch, and filtering out all discrepancies by reinforcing equilibrium to the respective signals between radio units.
LCpl Joe: "Hey I tried getting a radio check with you, but I hear static and the radio reads 'check synch input.' What's up with that?"
LCpl Dirt: "Well that's exactly it! Use the SUP method."
LCpl Joe: The what?
LCpl Dirt: "You know. SUP. Synchronous Unequivocal Postulate. It's another way to troubleshoot and establish your signal."
LCpl Joe: "Very well. Thanks man. I didn't learn that in comm school."
by jotahu May 24, 2016
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Prostate Wings

When you earn your red wings by downing your own blood out of your lady’s pussy.

Achieved after having a prostate biopsy because you produce bloody semen for six weeks afterward.
I was blowing another load of bloody cum in my wife last night and I yelled DRACULA!

Then pulled out and chowed her box until my face looked like a strawberry glazed donut, thus earning my Prostate Wings.
by Bookbagman February 10, 2022
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Prostate Disaster

(noun)
the act of a prostate exam going extremely wrong and having the doctors finger permanently stuck in the patients anus
Chipotle: Why is there a doctor walking behind you with his finger in your butt?
Kenny: prostate disaster
Chipotle: Oh, I dig
by Patioprimapes May 11, 2010
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Boston Prostate Exam

The Boston Prostate Exam is what the Boston Celtics gave the Los Angeles Lakers on June 17th, 2008. The Celtics blew out the Lakers by 39 points to win the NBA champioship. Bostons blow out was equivalent to a prostate exam without the use of a latex glove so Kobe Bryant could feel every finger all up in that ass.
Charles: Did you see the Celtics give the Lakers a whooping?

Marv: No Charles, they gave them a Boston Prostate Exam.
by Julio Rumundo June 19, 2008
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Prostate Milking

Is the process of expelling stagnant, stale or toxic seminal fluids (whether medical, or for sensual fulfillment) from the prostate gland. Prostate Milking is a life lengthening, loving effort to lessen the chance of prostate cancer, and as a loving means of extreme sensual pleasure.
Prostate Milking...
“She was tasting his pride, that tasteful little blow, and a tickle inside, to benefit blood flow.” AlyasSmyth
by AlyasSmyth March 9, 2010
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Prostate Investigator

1. A man who likes to get another man drunk and then play Doctor. He will initiate anal sex and try to be serious and objective about the experience and anything he may find up there.

2. A Doctor that insists on checking your prostate every time you come in. He will typically leave his finger in a bit to long.

Part of speech: Noun
Alex: Dan stop being a Prostate Investigator!

Dan: I can't help it! I am drunk and like to pretend I am someone of the medical and/or gay persuasion...
by Pectabyte March 22, 2005
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