Noun: A prostitute's funeral.
May be applied to any funeral denomination or tradition. Generally attended by the friends, family, and co-workers of the deceased prostitute. Attire is generally skanky at best, and black or dark colours are traditionally encouraged.
May be applied to any funeral denomination or tradition. Generally attended by the friends, family, and co-workers of the deceased prostitute. Attire is generally skanky at best, and black or dark colours are traditionally encouraged.
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Like prostiboots, just pants. Something you'd expect to find on a hooker; tight leather, leopard prints, that sort of thing.
wow, those bright purple leather prostipants look like they've been torn off a woman in the red light district
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Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.
Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?
Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.
Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?
by CatBlender August 25, 2009
Get the Prostication mug.(n.) 1. someone who looks, dresses, or acts like a prostitute, but has some redeeming quality in dress, appearance, or behavior that is incongruent with the traditional definition of the word.
2. someone who resembles, but is somehow classier than a prostitute/whore.
3. Jackie Onassis on VH1's Rock of Love with Bret Michaels
4. The Bachelor/Bachelorette
(adj.)1. something that is almost entirely, but not totally, whorish, trashy, cheap, or otherwise descriptive of the lifestyle, behavior, and/or appearance of a prostitute.
(v.) 1. to act in a way that is nearly, but not completely classified as that of a prostitute.
2. to bring an element of class to an otherwise trashy behavior or situation.
2. someone who resembles, but is somehow classier than a prostitute/whore.
3. Jackie Onassis on VH1's Rock of Love with Bret Michaels
4. The Bachelor/Bachelorette
(adj.)1. something that is almost entirely, but not totally, whorish, trashy, cheap, or otherwise descriptive of the lifestyle, behavior, and/or appearance of a prostitute.
(v.) 1. to act in a way that is nearly, but not completely classified as that of a prostitute.
2. to bring an element of class to an otherwise trashy behavior or situation.
1. "I heard my ex-boyfriend brought the whore he's dating to the party last weekend."
"Well, she wasn't as much a whore as she was a prosticute. She was walking around naked at the party offering guys blow jobs in exchange for a line, but she strutted an orgasmic pair of Christian Louboutin's in the process."
2. "I couldn't totally commit to the party's 'White Trash Bash' theme, so I bought a prosticutish outfit to wear. It's my feeble attempt making trashy classy enough that it's bearable."
3. "Since my conscience is being obstinate and refuses to allow me to be a total whore, I am prosticuting the temptation: I can sleep with whomever I want, as long as they buy me dinner first."
"Well, she wasn't as much a whore as she was a prosticute. She was walking around naked at the party offering guys blow jobs in exchange for a line, but she strutted an orgasmic pair of Christian Louboutin's in the process."
2. "I couldn't totally commit to the party's 'White Trash Bash' theme, so I bought a prosticutish outfit to wear. It's my feeble attempt making trashy classy enough that it's bearable."
3. "Since my conscience is being obstinate and refuses to allow me to be a total whore, I am prosticuting the temptation: I can sleep with whomever I want, as long as they buy me dinner first."
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The bigger the boots, the bigger the hole.
The bigger the boots, the bigger the hole.
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