One who claims to have taken an immaculate shit without verifying the authenticity with one flawless wipe.
Ron told Jordan that he had an immaculate shit earlier that day. Jordan asked if he had double-checked his accomplishment with a courtesy wipe to which Ron replied, "No. I guess you think I'm a false prophet now?"
by DRod3 September 2, 2008
The incarnation of the archangel Michael, also known as Melchizedek, king and high priest of early Jerusalem. In Daniel 12:1, Revelations 10:1-11 and Malachi 3:1. He delivers the endtimes 144,000 servants of Yahweh with a little book containing a new covenant.
The prophet Naziyr is the endtimes messiah.
by The Covenant Messenger July 7, 2021
A “drunken prophet” is when you are fucking a dude so hard up the ass he starts speaking in tongues and experiencing spiritual ecstasy resulting in the revelation of the meaning of life.
by AnonymousHyena January 24, 2023
Real Housewives of Atlanta's Drew Sidora pulled out receipts on LaToya Ali, who apparently got quite close to Prophet Lott... in the Biblical sense. Drew accused her of "Preying on the prophet" and ruining the christening of her young daughter.
by Uncle Joosie April 13, 2021
the highest of the prophets in Halo.
by matt dold November 29, 2004
A Facebook prophet might post a status update such as:
"Today was a glorious gift wrapped in a tapestry of sunlight, rainbows, and children's laughter."
- F. N. Douchebag
"Today was a glorious gift wrapped in a tapestry of sunlight, rainbows, and children's laughter."
- F. N. Douchebag
by hardwoodstan August 7, 2009
Muhammad is the false prophet of the muslims. He invented his own religion, Mohammedanism, when he realized that Christians and Jews would not accept his delirious dreams of being a prophet. A cut-throat, nasty terrorist, the inspiration of Al-Qaeda and Hezbollah. A goat-smelling, camel-raping, pedophile.
Muhammad is paradigmatic false prophet.
by Iblisatan May 16, 2009