procrastiface

Using Facebook to procrastinate.

"I could do this assignment, but I'll probably just continue to procrastiface."

by mynamesjono October 14, 2012

Procrastipated

Like being constipated but instead of poo, work won't come out of your body.

Not being able to work on anything, remedies for procrastipation are energy drinks and cocaine.

I want to get started on this essay, but I'm feeling so procrastipated that I'll never leave the couch.

by BVids November 5, 2013

procrastipating

the act of holding in poop because you are too lazy to get up and push it out
constipated procrastination poop lazy

"i have to take a shit but I'm to lazy to get up"
"Dude you are procrastipating"

by jenifurrebercer November 21, 2015

procrastipay

Avoiding paying for something, usually with a silver tongue and unfilled promises.
Often seen when joining a club or class, procrastipayers just want to "try it out" before they buy and eventually people forget.

"Let's try everything!"
"I can't afford that…"
"don't worry, just procrastipay!"

by Lathius-eribius December 8, 2015

Procrastifaking

1. Bullshitting with time.
2. Taking your time despite importance.

3. To intentionally take too long
4. Stalling from doing. something you don't want to do.
5. Avoiding a task, situation, mission or anything you knowingly suppose to do.

People always procrastifaking when its time to do something they don't wanna do.

by L muhfuccin P January 31, 2018

Procrastifake

1. To bullshit with time.
2. Something or someone that takes too damn long.
3. To avoid or stall
4. When you have no care or concern about a time frame or schedule.
5. To do everything else except what you're suppose to be doing.

I like to procrastifake when I really don't wanna do something.

by L muhfuccin P January 31, 2018

Procrastifake

Stalling fa time on bull shit

I don't need any associates that procrastifake, it's a waste of time.

by WykeshaMonike (JusticeBennett) July 14, 2019