Probabetion

When a man voluntarily abstains from dating and/or hook-ups to take a break from all the drama women while inevitably introduce into his life. It should be noted that this term only applies to men who would normally have no difficulties obtaining dates or one-night stands. Smash-up of "probation" and "babe".

"Dude, Michelle told me that she wants you to take her home tonight. You need to get on that shit NOW!"

"No way man. I'm on probabetion until summer starts, remember?"

by AgentBacardi May 20, 2010

Probabli

conjuction word combining "probably" and "why".

Him: my head hurts
Her: Why?
Him: because i hit it on a wall
Her: that's probabli

by AJacks43 May 30, 2018

Waifu Probability Potential

The Waifu Probability Potential (WPP) refers to the chances that any particular form of media (mainly visual such as anime or video games) will have someone worthy enough to be your waifu. It is especially useful when trying to describe why you like a particular show or game when you do not in fact actually like the show, but rather just the character(s) in it. At the time of this writing there is no universally accepted standard for the WPP, but the potential itself of the Waifu Probability Potential as a universal metric cannot be overlooked.

The way I find anime, is I go on 4chan or /r/anime_irl and find the sauce to any anime girl that looks like she'd make a great waifu. These girls can then be said to have a high Waifu Probability Potential. They are not yet my waifu, but based on their appearance and my tastes in 2-D women, the probability or potential is then there, thus the WPP.

"What do you mean you don't know why you like Sword Art Online? Everyone knows its a bad anime!"
"Just look at Asuna though! Her WPP is through the roof!"

by Mozzarellah May 1, 2017

probsably

the same word as probably, only saying it this way makes you cooler.

Person A: You going out tonight?
Person B: Probsably.

by teeheeboop January 16, 2008

probaseballanalyst

an internet personality you may have seen since atleast 2007 posting on espn message boards and the zoo sports forums
a radical panther fan known for his predictions for the panthers to win the superbowl every year as well as going undefeated
also for his tales he tells of wrestling bears and punching cops in the face to get out of jail as well as others
a respected sports analyst of pro baseball and pro football..he has many fans across the zoo and espn

http://www.thesportstodayforum.com/junk_yard/1549-today_i_smacked_some_kid.html
here is an example of probaseballanalyst posts

by messageboardposter December 19, 2008

Probamaybably

1) a confirmation of something that may or may not be so.

2) a variation of a possibility

Will: I am gonna regret eating this in the morning...

Zach: Probamaybably

by Uberfats November 29, 2012

probaling

The act of probing, but pretending you are a crab on the beach.

Were you probaling that candidate during their interview?

-Nah bruh

by SuckasBeSuckas August 20, 2018