Promise

Something that you can't break. Ever.

"Promise?" - Finn
"Promise." - Eleven

by Mike Byers October 7, 2016

primus moment

where you begin to like a band that you have always hated

i used to hate black sabbath but then i listened to war pigs and had a primus moment. they are now one of my favourite bands

by l0lm4tt August 31, 2010

promising footballer

Term used by the police and press to describe a hooligan who lacks any real prospects beyond their criminality

Promising footballer, Wayne Johnson, was jailed for his vicious attack on an innocent person.
Promising footballer, Henry Hicks, died after crashing while evading police on a moped. Drugs found.

by JonnTeee October 30, 2019

promised

The past tense of Promise. Made sure they will do something or that something will happen.

"I promised to go to the park at 2:30pm"

"He promised to stop with the jokes but he didn't stop"

by Shitass, True God May 1, 2021

Pointer Promise

Like a pinky promise, only better, because a pointer finger promise means nothing. Not legally binding in any way.

EX: "Pinky promise?"
-"Hell no, I only pointer promise bitch."

by Maggalicious Definition August 17, 2011

hyper-primitivism

Anarcho-primitivism in the age of hyper-realism.

Organic existentialism shaped by virtual reality.

A designative-infrastructural unity of nature and technology.

Technology which is organic at the level of material design.

Defined by matter-agnostic consciousness.

Culture in the age of supramodernism (between hypermodernism and metamodernism).

A subset of anarcho-realism.

Hyper-primitivism, a subset of anarcho-realism, is a sensual state in which consciousness, designed by hyperreality, unites with organicism.

by sandraxine June 8, 2018

sean promise

a sean promise is a bigger promise than a regular promise. I (sean)promise

I sean promise that it wasn't me mugging grannies on merseyside for their giros

by stanmac088 October 19, 2020