Prepping the Lamb

When you leave your own party to masturbate

I can't come back to the party, I'm busy prepping the lamb.

by WillyDickCox April 11, 2015

screen peeping

Looking at a friends screen while playing a split-screen game with them.

Person 1: "Dude! Stop screen peeping!"
Person 2: "I wasn't screen peeping."
Person 1: "Yeah you were. How else could you know that that was my hiding spot?"

by ih8crackas April 28, 2010

peeping john

a loser named john who sits outside your window and watches you through your window and may or may not be naked.

i am john and im watching you through your window because im a peeping john. naked.

by john peepers September 9, 2006

peeping

To be raped by or with a penguin.

Flippers the penguin was peeping Brian, and now he has to go to the hospital.

by James Barry May 30, 2008

Preying Mantis

A sexual act in which the man is having anal sex with a woman and, as he climaxes, the woman rotates her head 180 degrees and engorges herself on the juices inside the man's skull.

Dude 1: Dude, what's up with your head?
Dude 2: I was having sex with Mandy last night and she preying mantis'd me.

by Sam Huge Schlong October 27, 2009

peeping

pooping and peeing at the same time

omg, i'm peeping" "gross, don't tell me that

by auscaptain October 28, 2010

prewing

To brew your poo

Benji was prewing after he ate his lunch. He will soon have to defecate.

by Basa1 December 30, 2013