Poutine Law Is a Canadian law that is a traditional Canadian law that has run through the country for hundreds of years. It is a law that means it is mandatory to like poutine. If you do not like poutine than you immediately become a Canadian immigrant.
"Hey Johnny were going out to get poutine wanna come?" "Sorry I don't like poutine" "But your Canadian!" "Well yeah but it just doesn't taste good" "Your breaking the Poutine Law Johnny! I'm not being friends with a criminal" "Wait Savannah please!"
You see how johnny doesn't have an friends anymore? It's because that hecker doesn't like poutine like the rest of us good Canadians. Eat poutine, kids; be a good Canadian citizen.
You see how johnny doesn't have an friends anymore? It's because that hecker doesn't like poutine like the rest of us good Canadians. Eat poutine, kids; be a good Canadian citizen.
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an Italian - Canadian fusion which poutine and pizza together and will guarantee obesity if eating on a daily basis
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Originated from Alto Restaurant on Avenue du Parc during the great winter carnival of '14.
Thought to have first been ordered by a clan of McGill scholars clad in forest green.
Originated from Alto Restaurant on Avenue du Parc during the great winter carnival of '14.
Thought to have first been ordered by a clan of McGill scholars clad in forest green.
"Bonjour/Hi, I'd like to order the best poutine on the menu!"
"Oh! You must mean the Catherine poutine!"
"Oh! You must mean the Catherine poutine!"
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