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portmantorgasm

1. the extreme sense of accomplishment one experiences when one comes up with portmanteau or blend of words

2. the same being experienced when one finally understands a portmanteau
Timothy had a portmantorgasm in the middle of the cafeteria after realizing that "spork" came from "spoon" and "fork".
by hazardcat May 2, 2010
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Bin raiding postman

A grotesque noctunal vermin that roams leafy sub-urban areas ravaging through dustbins looking for food and objects of intrinsic value. This term only applies if their parent is on strike.
"Get your dirty finger nails out my compost you Bin raiding postman, go and tell your dad to sort it out!"
by BB-Doggg March 22, 2010
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portmanteau word

a word arbitrarily formed of two distinct words
chortle, from chuckle and snort; cyclotron, from cycle and electron
by Jessica September 11, 2003
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Postman Pat

A freaky show meant for young children. Sure, most of you reading this probably watched it as a kid but it is totally freaky. The show follows the adventures of Pat, a weird-ass postman (who is probably gay and only pretends to be married with kids) and his equally gay pet cat Jess. What happens in a typical episode is:

Theme song plays, and then Pat has to deliver the mail but usually experiences some sort of problem and has to solve it. By the end it is solved and then the same tune as the theme song plays but in whistles.

Whatever the creators were smoking, it's gone and ruined people's minds.

See also: Teletubbies, Fireman Sam, Boohbah, Bob the Builder, Thomas the Tank Engine
by Rose likes pie November 22, 2009
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Postman

A guy that messes with other guys girlfriends. He believes that if a girl chooses, then it is her fault and he is not in the wrong.
Guy 1: yeah man that nigga be talkin to my girl.
Guy 2: you better watch out he a postman.
by Izzy Aka Chevy_Hybrid July 13, 2006
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natalie portman

Beautiful Harvard graduate who was Darth Vader's baby mama.
Natalie Portman could have done better than that sleazy jerk Vader.
by Jedi421 January 6, 2009
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potanist

A person trained as a botanist, with a specific emphasis in the scientific study of Cannabis.
His thesis on the healing properties of Cannabis have cemented his place as a world-class potanist.
by lavman August 5, 2010
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