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Erection Protection

Boxer Briefs or whitey tightys that in case of an erection, it can be swiftly hidden within the confines of the undergarmet, instead of poking out awkwardly toward the public. Especially useful for a narb.
Thank god I had erection protection when I got a narb at my friends Hot Dog rally!
by The Word Editor August 19, 2008
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potension

potential tension, usually sexual, that will probably occur at any given occasion.
"Yo.. umm I don't think I can meet your friend Bobby. I mean... the way he was texting me. There's fucking potension there. I'm proooobably gonna wanna fuck him.

...Just saying."
by potensionally challenged January 14, 2009
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Customs and Border Protection

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency of the Department of Homeland Security tasked with the enforcement of US border protection and with the investigation of violations.

Created in 2003 from the former US Customs Service (Homeland Security Act); accounts for approximately one-fifth of the DHS's total budget. Budget is greater than the entire defense budget of Colombia, Taiwan, or Iran. It employs 52,000 people, including 17,000 border patrol agents, 1000 air and marine agents, and 22,000 port inspectors.
The Villarreal investigation is among scores of corruption cases in recent years...

...Department of Homeland Security officials have reconstituted an internal affairs unit at Customs and Border Protection, one of the largest federal law enforcement agencies, overseeing both border agents and customs officers.

When the Homeland Security Department was created in 2003, the internal affairs unit was dissolved and its functions spread among other agencies...

(NY Times, "Border Agents, Lured by the Other Side"--27 May 2008)
by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010
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astro projection

I had such a hard astro projection so hard after eating that burrito I ended up in a different demention
by Stouffer021 June 11, 2014
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protection

man, i've got to remember to wear some protection...
by ald;fjk March 2, 2004
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Jehovas witness protection program

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.
{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.
by Cat Narsh May 17, 2011
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Astral Projection

The ability to project your subconscious mind forward, in the form of a astral body. Not a proven phenomenon.
I'm going to use astral projection to kick your ass remotely.
by TechKnow July 30, 2004
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