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Impeachment Posse

A new nickname for the Trumpster and his criminally wealthy family and friends, once known as Mr. Trump and his entourage.
The Impeachment Posse’s lookin’ mighty fly with all that bling on the way outta there!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019
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beaver posse

1. A group, gang, or other collection of males who attempt to round up, lasso, or otherwise capture hot, young, and unblemished females for the purpose of sexual activity.

2. A group, gang, or other collection of males who attempt to round up, lasso, or otherwise capture, hot, young, and unblemished dam-building rodents.
The prettier 8th grade girls were always worried that one of the neighborhood's many beaver posses might catch and fuck them on their way to school.
by The Real Champ April 5, 2007
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Runt Posse

Short guys or girls who hang together, thereby making themselves feel collectively bigger and more powerful. Runt posses can make normal-sized people feel freakishly tall.

Warning: Male runt posses can turn into the most obnoxious guys in the room.
Liz: "Look, Jan and Katie just got here? Let's go say hi!"

Gwen: "Naw, girl, they're with Squeaky and Lil' Jeanie. I'll look like Andre the Giant next to them. Total runt posse."

Pat: "Man, did you see that little dude over there just get in my face because I accidentally grazed his left elbow?!"

Pete: "Bro, that's just Timmy Smalls feelin' like a bamf cause he's hanging with his Runt Posse. I'd stay away from him though."
by Hookermom October 6, 2009
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Brain Freeze Possession

When getting a brain freeze, one may suddenly growl and grab the back of their head and thrash about in a vain effort to rid themselves of the effect.
Oh my god these chicken nuggets are so good GRRRR AAAH

Holy crap dude he's having a brain freeze possession
by Dman201811 March 7, 2017
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posse

Originally, a group of people (especially in the Old West) banded together for purposes of law enforement (and harassing Indians). From <i>posse comitatus</i>, Latin for "power of the county". Posse Comitatus is also the name of various white supremacist organizations that have appeared in the US over the years.
He's got the posse after him because he killed a man.
by LudwigVan December 12, 2003
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demonic possession

in religious folk and supernatural beliefs, a form of spiritual possession whereby certain violent and evil higher dimensional entities, or demonic entities, gain control over a person's body, which is then used for whatever purpose they like. Unlike in channelling (but channeling can be a doorway such as a ouija board) or other so called 'harmless' forms of possession, the subject has no control over the possessing entity and so it will persist until forced to leave the victim, usually through a form of exorcism. However some rumor's say that exorcisms are just a hoax and the 'demons' or 'higher dimensional's are just playing games with the mortal children. Many cultures and religions contain some concept of demonic possession, but the details vary considerably.

The details variance has been accounted to human imagination, differences in demons, psychological conditions, mental illness, dementia, subjective experience, cultural differences, and hoaxes.

As with anything supernatural, it may take eyewitness accounts to believe or not to believe.

Everyone has their own theory and that is urban legend.
Judith: Hi guys! Wanna come over to my house tonight and play with the new Ouija board i just bought?

Sonia: No Way! I know of a girl who is, my cousin's, best friend's, boyfriend's, sister. Who tried that game and became demonically possessed! demonic possession! They all saw it. It was for real! She had to go to a priest to get it out of her! Are you crazy! What would your parents say?

Jon: Yeah man. That's like playing with fire. I'd rather smoke some weed. At least that won't possess me!

Judith: Oh ok. guess I'll have to get people that actually have some guts. Go smoke a tree. I have better stuff to do, like channel my spirit guide.
by RobinJoyJoy November 16, 2009
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postle

1. To give someone a quick grope, generally to the buttock or breast area.

2. The word you shout when you postle someone.
"Chris just postled my arse!"

"POSTLE!"
by moobs December 7, 2013
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