possible pig

While driving on the highway, spotting an unmarked vehicle ahead that resembles a cop car. This sighting causes you to slow down and remain behind the car until you figure out if it is safe to pass. The most notorious models include the Ford Crown Victoria and the similar looking Mercury Marauder, and nowadays can include the Chevrolet Impala, Dodge Charger, etc.

Guy: What are you slowing down for dude?
Driver: Theres a Crown Vic up there
Guy: So?
Driver: Possible pig bro
Guy: Oh word good call

by bludevil214 December 3, 2009

Pionel Pessi

An Argentinian pillager and pen merchant that visits the homegrounds of Spanish relegation teams to rob three points from them by scoring penalties. Nothing else he does is very notable, as he has a habit for disappearing for months at a time and only re-emerging to score pens against Eibar.

Born and raised in Eibar, my grandfather used to tell me stories about Pionel Pessi.

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

Passive Psycho

A Passive Psycho is a guy who doesn't bother people, not violent and keeps to himself. Then when somebody fucks with him one too many times, all hell breaks loose.

The bully kept messing with Jimmy. Jimmy blew it off until one day he went from passive to psycho and stuck a pen in the bully's eye. Jimmy is a passive psycho.

by Overdrive August 19, 2009

passive-directive

To present a needed task, job, or duty as a choice when it is actually a command. Either due to the audacity of the assignment, the lack of communication skills of the assignor, or both.

My boss is so passive-directive. He's always like, "Umm yeeah, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday, ummkay?"

by Ben354 January 3, 2008

pessimistic pete

Easily the most negative person in a group of people that are otherwise having a great time. But instead of keeping it to himself, it becomes his mission the fuck the fun up for anybody that looks too happy.

BRO 1: Hey I got these four girls to come back to chill with us at the house!

BRO 2: these girls don't like you bro, they're just gonna smoke your shit up, drink the liquor and leave. I bet at least two of them have the herp, either way this shit is weak don't bring them over I got shit to do at noon tomorrow.

BRO 1: never fails always such a fucking pessimistic pete..

by Cpt.AMERICA August 27, 2010

As soon as possible Rocky

Unknown to the public Asap Rocky’s actual name is As soon as Possible Rocky.

Hey dude have you heard As soon as possible Rocky and Rihanna are having a baby?

by Wordsman February 9, 2022

passionate kiwi

A drink that is drunk by 1 or more kiwi slices. It is basically a strawberry dacquiri but kiwis are added. Looks like a watermelon, pink w/ black seeds. Represents kiwi love.

1. Hey Kiwi Slice!! Make me another passionate kiwi!

by Deanna Kay June 14, 2008