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pump the porpoise

when i get home i'm gonna pump the porpoise tonight!
by G60Corrado March 29, 2005
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purposeful porpoise

I was getting tired of that chick, so i gave her a purposeful porpoise.
by pdxrhino April 27, 2006
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porpus

half between a whale, seal and dolfin. (pronounced por-pus)
look at that porpus lady over there. or im so hungry i could eat a porpus.
by night hawk1369 September 1, 2009
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porpulate

v.:

1) To behave in a ridiculous matter due to exhaustion.

2) Silly behaviour as a result of being tired but incapable of going to sleep.

3) Being hyper because of a lack of sleep. (believed to be the result of the body breaking down any and all sugars in your system in order to keep you awake)

other uses: porpulating(adv.), porpulater(n.), porpulation(adj.)
"Woo-Hoo!!! I haven't slept in almost 3 days - I think I'm going to go marinate a wall in some syrup! And this, kids, is what it means to porpulate."

"Dude, you are porpulating mad hard - you need to go to bed."

I was caught in a state of total porpulation when it came to finals week.
by welshtaurus February 25, 2011
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porpoise hole

An exceptionally tight butthole. Said to be as tight as that of a porpoise's butthole, which is water tight.
Damn, I tried to have anal with my girl last night, but she's got a total porpoise hole!. No amount of lube was gonna get my dick in there.
by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015
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Porping

When a person, usually of degenerate status, takes a walk by themselves at night and returns with injuries or ripped clothing without an explanation due to being intoxicated or otherwise incapacitated
"Hey, Anthony where's Kyle?"
"Oh they just found him Porping down the street. His pants were all ripped and he doesn't know why."
by J. Manziel June 26, 2016
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PORPRE

An over-enthusiastic attempt to type the word 'Proper', capitalized to pose as style and mask the original blunder. Used to emphasize the horror felt in The Great Desk Split of '18 by Jamie. Has since entered the vernacular as a nonsense word giving emphasis to anything.
'The terror is real. And PORPRE.'
by BorrachoMarston666 October 18, 2018
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