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Pornistan

The term became a synonym for the nation of Pakistan in 2010 after news sites reported that Pakistan is finally no. 1 at something: Watching porn on the internet!

According to Google Trends, Pakistanis are particularly interested in child sex, rape sex, animal sex, horse sex, donkey sex and of course camel sex making them world leaders for those search terms in Google. To keep the competition fair for smaller countries (Pakistan has 173 million citizens), only searches per citizen were considered.

Despite Pakistan's long and active history of internet censorship, the government has no problems with rape, child and animal porn as long as it does not criticize slam.
No. 1 Nation in Sexy Web Searches? Call it Pornistan - Fox News

Makhdoom Syed Yousaf Raza: Hey, want to come to my party tomorrow evening? We'll be watching some child sex and camel sex movies.
Bill: You sick Pornostani bastard!
by Baumbart March 18, 2011
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Porniture

Browsing online for furniture, hoping that you can buy it in the near future.
Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"

Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."
by XxFrictionxX January 7, 2013
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Pornism

A political philosophy and movement that seeks to subvert and/or overthrow all the governments of the world and to replace them with a Government that would has no laws restricting sex whatsoever and that would promote the type of sexual behavior seen in all kinds of porn,promote orgies and have Government sponsored orgies,sponsor the production of porn and promote sex with and among teens of all ages. And generally work to make there citizens horny.

According to pornism what makes life so bad is lack of sex.
The term comes from porn+ism
We support pornism.
by judge dredd7 November 16, 2012
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Porniferous

a way to describe something (or someone) that is very pornographic.
She is extremely Porniferous and raunchy, but a good lay anyhow though.
by Shit_4_Brains December 5, 2007
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porning

Porning comes from the verb "porn,"

In the infinitive case, it is "to porn"

Definition: To watch porn
Dude, you haven't been talking for a while. Are you porning?

My girlfriend got mad at me because I porned too much last weekend.
by piepixie June 19, 2004
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porniphany

Mostly related to internet porn, p. relates to the moment when the viewer reached an orgasm and subsequently looks at the material in question in disgust.
I totally had a porniphany last night after I jerked off to "Who's Nailin' Paylin"! That shit is disgusting!
by djuppeltier August 28, 2010
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Pornception

A porn folder inside another folder inside a locked folder inside a folder.
C:\Users\Me\Documents\StarCraft II\Replays\Unsaved\VersusAI\Kittens\Puppies\Penguins\Tits

"Hold on, I'll send you the picture.. I just have to deal with this pornception first"
by Herpderpsherp September 14, 2011
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