The Internet connection is porked. I can't access any sites to do research for my assignment.
by watman April 7, 2009
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To pick up fat bitches at a club and going back to her place to drink all her boose and leave
no boose?
its okay lets go porking
by Brickz March 4, 2007
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1.Contrary to popular belief, Pork means the female's vagina (from Latin vagĭna, literally "sheath" or "scabbard").

2.Can also be used to spite someone when they fail due to your win.
1. Her pork was so nice.

2. (in soccer game, dude 1 kicks ball into goal, then tells goalkeeper)
dude 1: in your PORK!
by lordofdudes December 13, 2010
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During Intercourse, jam your penis into the other person's anal cavity
My girlfriend was cheating on me and lied, so i porked her
by Falados September 21, 2007
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To simulate the action of anal fornication while fully clothed. Usually this activity takes place between three or more male companions, in a competiton for alapha male status in the given micro-society that they inhabit. Smaller or weedier males are often the porkee.

Other forms: To Pork, To get porked,
Variations: Frontal Porking (a little gay though), Head Pork (A little dangerous), Female Pork (A little illegal and has been known to result in angry boyfriends).
Hey guys, last night we gave that billy a real good porking before bed.
by Goldring April 28, 2007
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the act of sticking one or more fingers into fellow teamates asshole
Jack: fuck rico stop porking joey
Rico: i cant help it its so much fun

Joey: dude it hurts
by captain porkmaster April 4, 2011
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Possibly the most disgusting food there is.
Considering all food from pigs is basically just fat. I throw up each time I try pork.
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