pootang pat

V. Lighting a males pubes on fire and putting the fire out by slamming your vagina on it.

Rob: did you hear what happened to Jake's pubes?!
Shania: Mariah did the Pootang pat.

by Kayak25 January 13, 2014

Pohtahtoh

leh pohtahtoh is le word to descriceh a pohtahtoh or perhsohn.

suh my pohtahtoh
suhhhhh
aha aha, suh.

by P0HTAHT0H January 29, 2019

Bearded Poptart

To be frosty and cold hearted on the outside, yet soft and gooey under the beard that hides your sprinkles so well.

Man look at that biker giving that kid in a wheelchair some candy, he's such a bearded poptart!

by youmaycallmeperturbed March 12, 2015

pogtastic

when something is so pog and fantastic, you can't even believe it!

"I just won that bedwars game!"
"Omg that's pogtastic dude!"

by ihavetoefungus March 16, 2021

Mr. Pootato Head

A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.

I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.

by Dr. Benzer June 5, 2011

mashed pootatoes

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.

Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."

by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010

Buttery Poptart

A buttery Poptart is when a girl takes a shit, does not wipe, and then gets fucked in the asshole with a lubricated dick, so when the man pulls out, his dick looks like a chocolate poptart with butter on it.

My friend kellen made a buttery Poptart with his girlfriend while Adam watched.

by LittleBIGloverX January 24, 2016