pooter parrot

The act of pooting on anothers shoulder leaving an odor that perches on their shoulder as if it were a parrot. Usually done to an unsuspecting co-worker while he is sitting in his desk chair.

::Marco creeps up to James' shoulder while he is sitting in his chair::
Marco: POOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
James: aww dude!!! that pooter parrot is gonna be NOO GOOD!
Marco: haha yeah, enjoy it you piratey bitch!
::Marco runs back to his chair giggling::
Pooter Parrot: squak!!

by MakoSama September 10, 2008

Poota/ Puta

a hor/whore/prostiitute/amber lemon

you are such a poota/ puta!

by michaela! and lydia! February 1, 2006

Pooter Hood

A fat girl's lowest fat roll, closest to the pooter, aka twat, pussy, ill na na, etc.

Don't be shy, lift up that pooter hood, theys some good pussy under there!

by Sistahray September 25, 2008

pootastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.

Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.

by big mama jdog May 2, 2006

The Pooter

The pooter makes the most realistic fart noises known to man. The pooter is used to get funny reactions out of people.

Hold the pooter in your hand and squeeze it as you walk by someone They will either look, become disgusted,or walk away real fast, and possibly all of the above and more!

by The World Famous Pooter January 13, 2009

POOTA

ACRONYM:
Pulled Out of The Ass.

I'm not going to debate you any further if you can't tread on facts, instead of POOTA statistics.

by wrenchmonkey August 3, 2013

pootwat

a cooler way of saying asshole. It works better to describe an asshole with heavy penile traffic.

... frankie's vadge was too loose so I put it in the pootwat!

by the jewelhammer December 6, 2006