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poopknife

a knife that is usually used for cutting up big fat turds stuck in the toliet after someone has been constipated for a long period of time.
who left poop on my poopknife?
by olaf the pimp December 12, 2006
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poopoo head

used in first grade but for people like me i still use it
by amado February 15, 2005
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Poophoria

A state of temporary bliss following a big dump triggered by the combined effect of increased lightness, cleansing and the subsequent release of endorphins. This condition can last for five minutes to one hour dpending upon the size and scope of the action.
Following a major crap I relaxed happily on my bed, drifting in a state of deep poophoria.
by Street Rod October 19, 2005
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poopoo

A substance (usually brown) very much like logs that is the result of digested food. It comes out of your anus as you sit on the can. It can also come out of your anus at any other given time.
see poop or shit
My poopoo is on the floor, i couldn't hold it in any longer.
by bobo July 6, 2004
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Poopmonger

A man or woman who partake in the undesireable act of selling fecal matter
Jack and Jill went up the hill and bought some fecal matter from a Poopmonger
by the monger man April 9, 2009
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poophole nogo

The somewhat disappointing realization that no matter how hard you push, you aren't going to penetrate your girlfriends asshole.

The problem can be solved with any number of lubricants, none of which are at hand the ONE FUCKING NIGHT that she is shit faced enough to let you slip her a length of love rod in the fudge tunnel.
No mom, everything's fine at school, really. I'm just a bit down in the dumps because Marsha and I had a bad case of poophole nogo and now I'm wondering if I should just fuck a hooker in the ass to see what it's like.
by Joshua James October 12, 2006
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PeePee PooPoo

PewDiePie's beloved ride pig that is his new mean of travel after the tragic passing of Joergen 2 and Bernie the donkey.
PewDiePie: Come with me, PeePee PooPoos!
by NaiitheGai July 29, 2019
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