Poofism

The religious belief in divine spontaneous creation ex nihilo via incantation. God spoke, and poof, there it was. Creationism.

Disproving evolution would not make poofism true.

by chrisnu April 13, 2010

the poopsmith

The director of waste in Strongbadia. Reports to the King of town. Friend to Strongbad...don't know why.

Poop

by Schneed June 11, 2003

poopsmash

To take someone's face and push it in crap to teach them a lesson, also works on dogs.

Megan just poopsmashed Matt for not backing her up correctly at work.

by Boss, The August 29, 2013

Poopiss Kool-Aid

How Black Yoshi says "Purple Kool-Aid".

Marioo get me some Poopiss Kool-Aid!

by feggbzherhare May 2, 2021

poopsmith

One who is a master of the butt sexing. One "smith" is well-know for his mastery of his tool. Thus, one who is splendid at the butt sex may be deemed a "smith" of "poop".

The term also refers to the butt sex man's ability to extrude lots of "poop" from his partners cornhole, almost as if it where his job to shove his cock up some dude's ass cus its "cool" or something

My boyfriend La-Bamba is quite the poopsmith, he uncorked 3 kilos of "poop" out of me last night!

by Sir Nick July 21, 2006

poopiss

(1)Poopiss -Verb- to poopiss something is to curl into a ball and roll all over it, causing pain and anguish.

(2)Poopiss -Plural Noun- Poopiss is the plural form of poop.

(1) "You see that kid? He's poopissing Joe Blow. Man that's got to suck."

(2) "Five poopiss in a toilet, one jumped out!"

by Batmanley August 13, 2007

poopissy

The mixed foul odor that comes from the crotch of less than clean people - a combination on poop and piss scent.

Man, Dave had some serious poopissy going this morning, some one has got to tell him to take a shower.

by Wyldeman August 23, 2008