poohbear

noun- the epitome of our life.

Homework is my poohbear.

by Jake34 April 2, 2005

poobear

Euphemism for vomiting. Said for the benefit of those who have bad memories/mental images, or a general phobia of the sound/smell/sight of vomit. The idea is that you replace the ugly word with one which sounds infinitely more positive.

OMG I just had to poobear, that guy's eye just fell out.

This shit seriously makes me poobear.

by zakwar May 18, 2010

pooperdecker

a gaseous combustion of the blowhole aka a fart

the man was very full and had gas so he let out a small pooperdecker to relieve the pressure on his stomach

by Paul Currie May 9, 2006

Pooplear Fission

When the unstoppable turd meets the immovable asshole.

Man, I haven't been able to crap since a week before thanksgiving dinner! When I finally hit the pot I'll probably achieve Pooplear Fission and blow the back out of the toilet.

by Sk1walker December 6, 2010

Pooperdunko

A word you call some one that is every curse word combined. The worst possible curse word.

Hey you are a pooperdunko.

by Penny83 May 23, 2014

Poophead

A person who’s head looks like it’s made of crap.

You...You are a Poophead!

by OlliPop May 5, 2018

poophard right now

When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.

Dave: “Yoo poop hard right now”
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone”
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”

Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.

by CigBock556 February 8, 2020