poppage

To be kicked so hard in the scrotum, you feel as if your balls have popped.

After volunteering to be an example at the women's self defense class, I experienced poppage.

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

Poopanegra

When the chunky chick at your job who is half-Mexican & half-Cajun has to take a siesta during lunch to go poo they come back & finish eating her Lean Cuisine (acting like she's on a diet when everybody knows she has a cheese-cake in her bottom desk drawer)

Where is Vero? Dude, she's enacting a Poopanegra even as we speak!

by Gob Blob October 16, 2011

POOPAGANDA

When your ass decides to give you shit all day, every 10 minutes for about 10 minutes, and just a pea pebble or 2 at a time. The slow moving little turds make you feel like a real big shit is laboring it's way through your colon for a solid clean drop, and your bowels muscles are contracting automatically to assist with the constructive crapticism about to be released. Butt discovers mostly gas and mucous have seized control over the pebbles of poop, blasting out of your ass like a sloppy spit all over inside the toilet bowl, creating a mess that's 3X more than the mass, resulting in the need to use 3X more papiel de toilette Every Time your ass is overtaken by this brutal POOPAGANDA day. The frequency of the urge to poop is so ridiculously constant that in order to avoid shame excusing yourself to go to the bathroom every few minutes, you simply announce "I got to POOPAGANDA", bcuz that's all you can and will do on that very blastery day. At the end of the day, your own ass gave you shit for nothing 30 times: your brown eye is burning red, sore and irritated with great pain, the toilette needs a thorough cleaning, the bathroom needs toilette paper stocked, and you need a hot tub bath. Make no mistake that POOPAGANDA can be disabling if not treated.

I gotta go POOPAGANDA!

by DeepThrowWitDancer May 2, 2022

poonage

ones ability to obtain alot of poon in one specific place

timmo says to patto man this party is rocking with hot birds hey time for some poonage.

by bewls April 20, 2009

poppage

when a woman's boobs are falling out of her shirt!

Wow, Kelly. pull up your shirt. there's some major poppage going on upstairs!

by Special K! August 7, 2007

Poopate

1. An on and off marketing, pop-cultural, and media revolution in which the world population worships the word and all products, advertisments, and culture associated with it. (proper noun)

2.

The Poopate Revolution has begun...again.

by Truman M. Benedix April 29, 2005

poonage

In the UK, used to describe the lots of poon in one place.

There's bear poonage at this party!

by Dr Rich April 21, 2006