Cardboard-Poostick

An emergency makeshift device, made of cardboard, to push a giant turd around the u-bend.

“What are you doing to that pizza box?”
“I’ve blocked the shitter so I’m making a cardboard-poostick!”

by Lady Shitcakes October 15, 2017

poopsickles

Poop meaning feces
sickles meaning curved: curved in shape like a sickle.
Therefore it is poop in a curved shape

Wow them are some BIG poopsickles!

by meliciousmadison February 13, 2009

Poopstick Blowjob

When you shit halfway out of your ass while your partner performs fellatio on the log.

Mindy gave me a poopstick blowjob and then she had to go to the hospital.

by TheOozinator May 16, 2010

Poopsickle

When a man is engaging in anal sex, pulls out, and finishes with a blow job from the receiving partner.

Did you see the stains around that girls mouth from the frat party last night? She totally got a poopsickle!

by ChizzleVonMizzleHizzle April 4, 2009

Poopstick

Stick with toilet paper wrapped around one end. Frequently used by midgets to wipe their backsides on account of their arms being so short

Hey, that midget Jane has her poopstick showing in her hand bag

by Poopstick Pappy March 7, 2016

Poostick

A stick with poo on the end of it. People will often chase each other around with it.

"Have you ever been hit by a poostick" "no I'm too fast"

by Men cat man May 30, 2019

poopstick

a name for the penis after using the backdoor of a dirty whore

i rammed that girls ass hard i just wished she had wiped cause now i have a poopstick

by craig r. January 29, 2003