poontang bluff

When your female significant other threatens to withhold sex to control your actions. With no intention of actually following through with this threat.

Man A - “Man we should get mullets,”
Man B - “Man I’m down but my girl got me with that poontang bluff she ain’t gonna have sex for a month!”

by Aaayyyy December 2, 2022

poontang

pussy; by extension, a girl, a good time or sex.

From French "putain" = "hooker", adopted to American English during the Vietnam War, obviously as the going word for personal relief.

Also "pootang" or simply "poon".

"I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls where checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner." -- Gunny Sgt. Tom Highway in "Heartbreak Ridge" (1986)

"Show me some poontang, I'll show you an aggressive Marine!" -- ibidem

by Wurstbrot July 3, 2007

poontang

poon another word for pussy.

poontang is poontang. unless its fat poontang

by Barn Barn March 10, 2007

poontine

A sexual act in which a male partner fills his female partner's vagina with gravy, French fries, and semin in placement of cheese. And proceeds to eat it using his penis as a fork

"That poontine tasted delicious!"

by Benrp13 January 29, 2014

THAT MAKES MY POONTANG QUIVER!!

Something that makes you happy in the pants, thought not necessarily in a sexual way. Sometimes, though, it IS in a sexual way. Other times it's just because you're happy.

"When I saw him pass, it just make my poontang quiver!" (Sexual)

OR!

"Thank you for those chocolate chip cookies! They made my poontang quiver." (Just plain happy.)

by Marf December 9, 2003

Poontang

What Animal Mother's reason for fighting in the Vietnam War was in "Full Metal Jacket"

If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word... my word is "poontang".

by the Uber-Shovel April 3, 2009

Poontang man

A guy who sneaks around having sex with other men's wives and girlfriends while they're away.

Also the name of a song sung by American blues singer Shirley Brown

Hey, you need to talk to your son before he get himself killed trying to be the poontang man with Ray Ray's wife.

by Mackendeez March 4, 2018