poosock

One of the most intimidating weapons know to mankind.

"By god Jim! Is that a crap print on your cheek?"

"Yeah"

"It stinks! What happened?"

"Spock decided to bring a poosock to our bi-weekly senior officer pillow fight."

"I guess his sence of humor is returning."

by knowleginian November 25, 2013

pollock

/ˈpɒlək/ pol-uhk

(verb). To divert or derail a reasonably functional internet message board by interjecting the unanswerable, indeterminate question 'what is (good?) art' into an otherwise perfectly good discussion cycle. After Jackson Pollock, a famous artist who has spawned more discussions about 'what is art?' than anyone ever in history.

(Esteemed senior member of internet forum): "...after the last tornado it was spread across three states."

(Squidly newby): "Yes, but was it art?"

(All other members): "Aw, man - you just pollocked that thread!"

by JustcallmeEd June 12, 2014

poolick

A very famous Canadian author, Jason Poolick, mostly known for writing clever poo stories found across the internet.

Hi guys,

Here's a story for you:

Yesterday I was at the office, and went out for lunch with an attractive co-worker. She's a big girl, but really cute. I asked her "where do you want to go for lunch?" She told me "Taco Bell."

So we go to Taco Bell, and she orders a Combo number 2, AND a combo #6. I'm thinking to myself "WOW, her farts must be amazing!!!!" Anyways, we finish our meals and on the way back to the office, I had the windows down in my car, and I let a SBD go. I could tell by the look on her face that she was aroused. She was making this moaning sound as she breathed in heavily.

I asked her "I'm sorry I farted, do you like it?". She said "MMMMMM, I wish you could have done that on my nose." I said "well..that can be arranged" with a sly grin on my face.

We drove to the park, and she buried her nose between by ass cheeks, and I farted, but accidently, some taco came out. I thought she would be mad, but her tongue went to work. Licking and sucking all the juices from my sphincter.

Now, every Friday we go for lunch and a meeting in the park. Some days people ask her after lunch "Hey, what's that in your teeth?" but it will always be our little secret.

With Love,

Jason Poolick

by Johnny P Smith August 10, 2006

Pollock

To ejaculate on a surface in a manner that resembles the artistic form of the late Jackson Pollock- known for his drippings and trickling of paint across canvas.

"Dude, I Pollock-ed all over her face last night."

by 2Smeds1Cat March 24, 2014

pollock

To bust a load all over something/someone mimicking the art style of Jackson Pollock.

Dick: Say Dude. D'you tell your girlfriend sorry for me?
Dude: Sorry for what?
Dick: Sorry for having to wake up with her eyes sealed shut after I pollocked all over her face.

by Snell August 8, 2006

pollock

A type of fish commonly extracted off the coast of Alaska

Pollock is a delectable treat

by KKK619 March 21, 2008

Pollocks

A movie so bad that not only is it hated by the mainstream but also by Wayne Pollock.

I just watched "Public Enemy" with Johnny Depp, it was total Pollocks

by Evil Justin April 19, 2014