You take a shit in a small toilet/compartment, so when the next person walks in it will be like the getting hit in the face with a bat of poo. The smell is so bad it will knock you out.
Bill takes a shit after one to many burritos.
Jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.
Bill shouts "Homerun" and continues to watch Jay Leno.
Jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.
Bill shouts "Homerun" and continues to watch Jay Leno.
by Kenny_The_Australian March 8, 2009
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i think my math teacher is a poobanger, his thumb is brown and some of his pens smell like poo-poo...
by e_ijah January 16, 2018
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noun: poober,
The emergency hire of an ‘uber’ at the end of an evening of heavy drinking when the hotel is further away than the ‘hundred metre warning-lower bowel twinge.’
Entomology; first use in extraction of urine post Prague sept/oct weekend when a Mr Adam Gilmore experienced many close calls.
noun: poober,
The emergency hire of an ‘uber’ at the end of an evening of heavy drinking when the hotel is further away than the ‘hundred metre warning-lower bowel twinge.’
Entomology; first use in extraction of urine post Prague sept/oct weekend when a Mr Adam Gilmore experienced many close calls.
by Rufus Maxamillion October 2, 2018
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"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"
stevo: ".....what?"
"poobatting, having a poo while batting"
stevo: "k"
"It's like killing two birds with one stone"
stevo: ".....what?"
"poobatting, having a poo while batting"
stevo: "k"
"It's like killing two birds with one stone"
by stevo June 16, 2009
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Kole: Hey Tyler!
Tyler: What man?
Kole: How did you strike out against this pooballer dude..?
Tyler: Shut up man he got me off balance..
Kole: Haha you suck dick, faggot.
Tyler: What man?
Kole: How did you strike out against this pooballer dude..?
Tyler: Shut up man he got me off balance..
Kole: Haha you suck dick, faggot.
by Duggie May 27, 2013
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