pontaffism

In a story, any line of dialogue or plot development intended to be humorous or dramatic that instead has a negative impact because it exhibits some or all of the following characteristics:

1) It is awkwardly phrased, excessively wordy and/or repetitive
2) It creates glaring plot holes and derails established characterization
3) It is highly self-indulgent and/or self-congratulatory, drawing attention to itself instead of fitting smoothly into the narrative

Pontaffisms differ from instances of narm in that narmy things are unintentionally amusing whereas pontaffisms are unintentionally painful, obnoxious and/or rage-inducing.

The games Sonic Colors and Sonic Lost World are filled with pontaffisms, such as "Baldy McNosehair", "Did somebody order an extra-large clobbering with everything?" and "The only thing that's getting conquered is your face!" These make the cutscenes almost unbearable for many people.

by Concerned Writer #37,524 October 20, 2013

ponteah

A sexy persian girl that usually gets all the guys at parties.

Hey what's going on?
That ponteah over there is getting all the guys!!!

by HBIanJ January 31, 2010

pontiacmadeddg

A famous YouTuber who makes the best vlogs, music, reactions, and is also the Goat at Call of Duty.(Don’t disrespect him)

Did you hear the new song pontiacmadeddg put out called Givenchy. GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIME!

by Khy32 November 25, 2017

Pontiff

Derived from the French word "Pontife" or from the Latin "Pontifex", a title used for high priests of the Roman Republic, with a literal meaning of "bridge-builder".

And Pontiff, pretty Pontiff, can anyone shake your hand?
Or is it just that you like uniforms and someone kissing your hand?
-Radiohead, "Good Evening Mr. Waldheim"

by breakhisneck June 29, 2009

Pontiac Fiero

Plastic bodied, 2 seater, Midengine, sportscar. 2M4, 2M6, SE, GT.

(1) V8 Archie is the company famous for pioneering the Pontiac Fiero V8 conversion. 400 or more HP + tiny, plastic, midengine car = cheap Ferrari Eater.

(2) They'll be around forever since the bodies won't rust.

(3) 60mph, slam the brakes, crank the wheel, stomp on the gas = NOTHING does 90's and 180's like a Fiero.

by Archie Turbo June 11, 2006

ponktacology

the science of getting a toddler a little bit drunk

I'm a scientist specializing in ponktacology.

by impracticaljokersFAN! August 26, 2017

penutia

(peh-noo-she-uh): 1)A condition characterized by a small, bent, scarred, or otherwise malformed penis. 2)A man who has no earthly idea of how to go about pleasing another human being sexually besides himself, and may not seem to care.

1)During their lunch, Bettina told Helga that her dish of linguini reminded her of Selby's penutia. 2)Gregor's status as the local penutia had him hard-up for dates.

by four_stave_score March 7, 2004