punini

slang term for vagine

Where that PUNINI at

by ultra litty November 30, 2017

Panini Press

Having sexual intercourse while having the female bent over the counter making a sandwich for the male counterpart. Sandwiches may vary in complexity from ham and cheese to a full blown BLT (frying of bacon included). The product sandwich may then be enjoyed by the man either instantly or to be stored away for a later consumption. (Packed lunches, etc.) In addition, if the cutting of meats such as salami is required, the female may choose to hold the meat steady with one hand and allow the thrusts to power the slicing of the knife.

While "Joe" was having the time of his life with "Sally", he became hungry. "Sally" then offered him a Panini Press to satisfy both his sexual and physical hunger.

by CFF, Cpt. S, CPWS, LLD March 15, 2011

panini

the description of a bitch as she trips

that bitch just did a panini *trips*

by SURI March 9, 2013

paninification

The process of cooking any object as a panini, thus turning it into a panini.

"Why does your baguette look flat and burnt dude?"
"Paninification"

by frak February 4, 2007

turkish panini

the turkish panini is a sexually deviant act where the male scissor kicks his partner in the vagina after dismounting from coitus and leaving a creampie in the vagina, upon contact with the vagina bodily fluids fly everwhere causing a filthy mess that resembs the entrails of a turkish panini.

Attila gave Anastasiya a turkish panini.

by haxorz1010 April 22, 2009

Poninja

A small, skilled bullet-shaped being that wears a cloak exposing only it's face. They have no arms, feet, or legs, only floating hands. Poninjas are experts with any weapon, both prodjectile and melee.

To see the poninjas in action, visit www.poninjas.com

The poninja skillfully thwacked the soldier with a long stick.

by AngryMouse14 April 10, 2004

That's Not The Way You Eat A Panini

An expression used when something is not done properly.

Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.

*Person does something wrong / sings out of tune / {insert strange action of your choice}*

You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.

by ezeebee January 18, 2009