pong

a word said to express frustration, disappointment, alarm, and dissatisfaction; used instead of vulgar words.

*A car cuts you off*
"Oh PONG!!!"

by miffz June 26, 2009

Pea Pong

The sport in which 3 people sit in triangular fashion tossing peas into each others cup in a beer pong like manner. This game is played for flicks in the neck.

Last night at dinner me and the guys were bored so we decided to play Pea Pong.

by MistahJones October 12, 2010

Pong Fong

A poorly designed version of the game Pong, most likely created using Visual Basic. Paddles may change size and leave smears, and the ball may leave marks behind as it moves.

This Pong Fong reminds me of Pong, but it sucks really hard.

by SlauterHouZe101 May 22, 2010

Pong Sex

Sex that is boring, just like Pong.

Lachlan: Dude, this chick and I had some really bad pong sex. I could almost hear the beeping noises!
Freddy Mercury: Unlucky man, at least you didn't get AIDS.
Lachlan: Shouldn't you be dead?

by HighLordWolnir February 12, 2021

olympic pong

Special type of beer pong that can only be played during the time period of the Winter or Summer Olympics. Players take turns throwing at a setup of 5 cups, arranged to look like the olympic rings. The table size should be larger, as things should be measured in meters and liters for the game, and a meter's bigger than a foot. Furthermore, to replicate the Olympic feel, spectators may judge the players' shots from 1 to 10 dependent on splashdown. Medals are given out the next morning based on hangover severeness.

Steve and I brought home the gold and silver this morning after a night of Olympic Pong.

by DaStater February 14, 2010

pong slong

Pong Slong is something you get when you have stink dick

I got some pong slong after fucking that chick last night

by RUGETPUP October 29, 2015

guitar pong

When two people, wielding guitars, swing their guitars toward each other while playing muted notes at different pitches, so as to simulate the sounds from the original game Pong. The effect looks like a game of ping pong with sound effects, weird shaped paddles, and no ball.

Before The Upstairs played their set, Nick and Dave played a quick game of guitar pong to entertain the crowd.

by TommyD August 31, 2005