Pones

To rock... like a lot.... like Hardcore Rock...... its made of awsomeness

(also known as PWNS)

My new shoes Pone yours!
My backpack Pones!

by Jesse-ness February 25, 2008

pone

To take over (a task or responsibility) from someone else.
To make a unilateral decision to assign yourself as the person to resolve an issue.

Ryan's just going to pone the JIRA ticket from Peter.

by AndrewMcL April 16, 2009

Poned

The annoying sensation received when having to take off a onesie in order to take a dump.

Marcus: Uuugh, i need to take a dump but im wearing a onesie
Marcus's cray cray mom: Oh, darl, you must be so poned!

by Puffnipuff June 5, 2014

pone

mutual rape

dude i totally poned that hot chick last night at that party

by ASHthug June 20, 2008

poned

"powerfully owned
squeeze those words together and you get
PONED"
-joe jonas

if you get the last snack choice...ur poned
if u trip...u poned urself

by k.con November 4, 2008

pones

a mewper who mewps and mewps until she can no longer mewp anymore

that crazy pones won't stop mewping!

by pones mcchicken fingaz August 4, 2003

poned

Shortened term for the words "powerfully owned". It's very common in lam-o video game terminology. It means being humiliated, or beaten badly.

Caesar, caesar, caesar, I poned you and your mom! OHHHHH!!!!

by Negative- March 30, 2005