Ponderosa High School

A place where you'll find the typical redneck, white trash, chewing mother fuckers. Also home to a whole variety of drug users; most commonly weed. Full of 15 year old girls trying to be like the "popular" thots that they look up to. And who can forget about the group of Subaru, ricer driving kids that call themselves "Flounder Gang".

"Hey you want to go to the Ponderosa High School football game tonight?" "Yea, I'll bring the chew, you bring the weed. And tell me if you see anyone that's in Flounder Gang so we can steal their vapes"

by FukBoi4206969 May 2, 2017

pandemicink

Pandemicink is the experience of intense sexual arousal in response to a real or imagined pandemic. Objects such as masks, latex gloves, and scrubs, for example, are viewed as aesthetically pleasing and may become fetishes. This paraphilia may also involve behavior such as doctor-patient role play, participation in remote threesomes, or in extreme cases, edge play scenarios like "bug-chasing" (seeking out infected individuals or high-risk front-line care workers as sexual partners).

That pic of Coco in a plague doctor mask and latex gloves is so hot...I get wet every time I look at it. Do I have a pandemicink?

by Sardanapalus March 31, 2020

pondom

Overused condom. A condom used more than once.

I had so much sex last night, my pondom was dripping.

by fluentfrench April 25, 2022

Pandemic Prophet

In direct contrast to Pandemic Denialism; an attempt to TRANSFORM the reality of a well documented and chronicled failure to lead into the fantasy of precognitive crisis awareness and ahead-of-the-curve responsiveness.

Hold on a minute, let me get this straight. So the coronacrisis isn't a hoax, it's not a media over reaction, it's not just another partisan attack, it's not just the flu'... now you're the Pandemic Prophet crushing the invisible enemy with spectacular efficiency and effectiveness.

Yeah, and if it's repeated enough times it will BE reality...

by YAWA April 19, 2020

Koi Ponded

The act of falling into a Koi Ponded irresponsibly placed in the middle of a buildings lobby

Michael Scott was koi ponded on his way into the cold call meeting with Jim

by Bubbers69 October 30, 2009

Ponder

1.to think about something important

2.to get out of an awkward conversation

1.I ponder if wonder means the same thing as ponder.

2.I gotta go ponder about this for a bit...um...SEEYA!

by THE Crazy Lunatic November 2, 2005

Rudy Ponder

The Three Rivers Mexican Spiderman pirate. He is the ultimate badass. He loves music, movies, sports, going out, making out, and working out. He is also a man who has the greatest girlfriend..ever.

"Wow, he is such a Rudy Ponder, his girlfriend kicks ass...."

"Man, that guy is such a Rudy Ponder, he knows everything, and knows how to do everything."

by Bobthemanisawesome July 15, 2009