Peoria Piledriver

When a heterosexual male member of law enforcement fills his rectum with neutral grain alcohol (at least 180 proof) and is penetrated anally by the penis of one or more other heterosexual male(s).

Johny is not gay, he just likes to like to do the Peoria Piledriver with officer Matt O'Brien.

by Officer Matt O'Brien April 9, 2021

dole pole

A walking stick used as a prop by an enterprising able-bodied person whilst attempting to claim extra social security benefits

Gerald: Look at that guy walking into the job centre with his dole pole
Tristain: Well it is giro day today isn't it?

by donaldtrumps January 12, 2017

German Totem pole

The German Totem pole is a sexual act which requires a minimum of three men, sitting on each other's lap, resembling a totem pole. They each insert their phallic member (which at this point should be rock hard) into the man above. A woman could be positioned at the top of the totem pole for decorative purposes only.

Oh man you rocked the top of the German Totem pole last night! Your arse was packed!

Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days

by Peanut Butter Dick December 4, 2013

I'm going to wax his pole.

The slang 'waxing his pole' means when a girl gets really kinky and decides she wants to suck a guys cock.

I'm going to a party and get drunk and find a hot guy and I'm going to wax his pole.

by Biggg Countryyy November 25, 2011

Smoke Pole

A black powder rifle of some sort, especially a muzzleloader. Common slang among hunters. So called because a muzzleloader spews out a cloud of smoke along with its projectile, unlike modern guns. Another popular term for a muzzleloader is Boomstick.

"Grab your smoke pole and powder flask, we're headin' for Penn. to catch their black powder season."

by Da-Gun-nut Garfield December 16, 2008

Smoke a pole

1.a non vulgar form of saying "blow job"
2. an insult

tina: hey john you need to clean your car.
john: go smoke a pole.

by geeber101 October 10, 2011

pole syrup

(from the French "sirop de poteau") What Quebecers and others call imitation "breakfast syrups" like Mrs. Buttersworth or Log Cabin - suggesting that they are made by tapping dead telephone poles rather than real maple trees.

"Oh man, she made me pancakes in the morning, right? But all she had to put on them was some disgusting pole syrup!"

by smendler March 15, 2012