The act of taking unwanted, outdated, or stolen merchandise to the highest floor of a house or apartment and throwing said merchandise over the balcony or out the window. This usually takes place after copious amounts of drinking or from excessive boredom. Typical items to be porched are old bicycles, Betamax VCRs, fried computer monitors, etc. On a rare occasion a stolen Honda scooter might be porched. It is preferred that a crowd be gathered at the base of the dwelling to spread the enjoyment amongst as many as possible.
Mikey drank a whole bottle of Cuervo the other night and decided porching his roommate's futon would be a good idea. It got pretty ugly after that.
by The Slow Kid October 4, 2007
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by tpow10292 January 2, 2010
Get the porching mug.To fish trout fisheries at night to avoid paying, have a drink, a fire and fish how you like.
Also trout are also usually more active at night at fisheries so the results can be awesome !
Also trout are also usually more active at night at fisheries so the results can be awesome !
by Allan Hunter August 1, 2011
Get the Poaching trout mug.A hipster who claims to be different and reject the mainstream but they do so by copying the style of other hipsters and therefore contradicting their own philosophy of being different
"Hipster": check out my new fedora it's so not mainstream at all
Person: what are you talking about I've seen atleast 3 other hipsters whetting the same fedora today. You're such a polyhipster!
Person: what are you talking about I've seen atleast 3 other hipsters whetting the same fedora today. You're such a polyhipster!
by Lord Stalox February 24, 2015
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Sara: how did you manage to get through that class, uggh, it was super boring..
Kane: Well, I had a poochiekins sitting next to me, so it was super easy, barely an inconvenience
Kane: Well, I had a poochiekins sitting next to me, so it was super easy, barely an inconvenience
by WarriorWithin January 13, 2022
Get the Poochiekins mug.When you meet a Pochii you will view them as sweet and kind. You are mistaken. They are most likely the worst person you will ever meet. The devil himself would want to stay far away from him. Pochii's are the scum of the earth and deserve nothing. It was a mistake being born and those who know him should intently anticipate his grizzly demise.
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