Poacher

n. -a younger male who is deliberately on the hunt for a cougar. The term can also be used as an insult for a young man who seeks out a relationship with an older woman (cougar) to fill a motherly void.

1. "Dude, that guy has not dated someone born in the same decade as him. What a poacher."

2. "That guy can get weaned off the teat man. Always looking for security with the cougars. What a poacher."

by Sahhardcore January 9, 2010

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Poacher

Somebody who kills the fuck out of a joke. Nobody likes them, and so just insult them by calling them a poacher.

Ben: Wanna hear a joke?
Daniel: What?
Ben: Women's rights!
Daniel: ahaha
Aria: Lol, it's funny because women are ugly!

Ben: Stop being a dirty poacher.

by lolnosozlol January 1, 2012

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FB Friend Poacher

A FB user who searches their friend’s “Friends List” with the intention of seeking out new friends or looking for familiar shared friends. Some FB users consider this to be “stealing friends” and simply don’t like sharing.

Friend #1: "I can't believe she stole another friend of mine! Why can't she get her own friends and leave mine alone!"
Friend #2: "She is such a FB Friend Poacher!"

by Lolita75 January 14, 2010

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poached eggs

Blowing your load into a belly button, then pissing on it.

Yeah, I heard Mike went to carnival last night and picked up a girl. I think he even said that he gave her poached eggs. He's quite the character.

by chief chuckabubba May 15, 2006

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pussy poacher

A female homosexual; a complete lesbian.

Did you see Lisa's new haircut? She looks like a real pussy poacher!

by CIPianoMan November 7, 2005

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Poached Eggs

Ejaculatory remnants floating in a hot tub that have coagulated and foamed in the bubbles

"We need to clean this hot tub. Look at all those poached eggs" or "No sweetheart, I'm not going to kiss you after you just ate all those poached eggs"

by Monroe July 7, 2003

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