pomosexuality

When an individual has no affinity for any sex, only love for pomegranates.

*picks up pomegranate*
*squish*
*Squish*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
"unnnnnnnnnnnggg"

*Girl walks in*

"NOT AGAIN! How the fuck did you get in my house?...Damn pomosexuality"

by slicedkiwis September 28, 2013

Pinesexual

When humans aren't satisfying enough for you so you take pleasure in having sexual intercourse with a pinecone.

She doesn't like boys because she's pinesexual.

by Pinenenenenene July 29, 2017

Poemsexual

Meaning using poems every single day

John: stop using all them poems jake
Jake: why? John: because it turning into poemsexual Jake: oh god

by Sr me May 11, 2019

pocsexual

Mockery of the LGBTQIA+ community, and it’s also racist!

“Hey, are you straight?” “No!, I’m pocsexual.” “But isn’t that ra-“ “shhh”

by Yourgayfroglover May 1, 2021

Pootsexual

The opposite of demisexual. Where one experiences less sexual attraction the more they know someone.

Yeah I knew this girl I really liked, but once we started talking I couldn’t even imagine fucking her. I think I might be pootsexual

by dmolan July 18, 2021

Pipesexual

An individual that derives sexual gratification from high intensity mechanical piping installations.

Fitter 1: "Make sure you put those unions with the direction of flow."
Fitter 2: "That doesnt actually matter"
Fitter 1: "I know but that's how the boss man likes it."
Fitter 2: "Sounds to me that he is a pipesexual fella."

by Ragnar Weldar October 1, 2021

pomosexual

1.someone that does not fit into other labels

2.NOT queer for assholes
3.god or something

person*:is pomosexual*
some idiot: EWWWWW YOU FUCK POMOGRANATES!?!?!?!
person: :(

by axo of the many August 10, 2022