by de-pube August 13, 2021
Get the poofter drink mug.Noun: the state of being in a porterpotty for 45min with explosive diarrhea, grunting and sobbing. You know, the works.
Verb: 1) having your mom film your porterworks and sending the footage to film festivals
2) adding a bassline to the audio recording and calling it dark electronica
Verb: 1) having your mom film your porterworks and sending the footage to film festivals
2) adding a bassline to the audio recording and calling it dark electronica
"Kyle Michael Porter porterworks his way onto the big screen as Uncle Anus in yet another self-congratulatory suckfest"
"Legend has it Uncle Anus got his porterworks from being breastfed for 40 years. That and his blow-and-hentai habit."
"Legend has it Uncle Anus got his porterworks from being breastfed for 40 years. That and his blow-and-hentai habit."
by NovaScotianus October 10, 2023
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Some one who takes up an entire page on a message board to get one point across. Will typically take up 15 minutes of your day with a useless post. The post usually pertains to how he is better than you at something, thus taking up an entire page to do so when he could write one sentence.
we are better than you.
we are better than you.
Skip is a classic over poster, he has wasted hours of my time with those drawn out posts on the message board.
by avondale May 1, 2008
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He laughs at my jokes but knows he has to beat my ass or else he will get fired.
He also just might have a small penis.
He laughs at my jokes but knows he has to beat my ass or else he will get fired.
He also just might have a small penis.
by Dawg5000 May 8, 2019
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Me: Oh damn, I thought it was "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," but its actually "Harry Pooter and the Anus of Secrets."
Me: Oh damn, I thought it was "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," but its actually "Harry Pooter and the Anus of Secrets."
by BQ/BC August 29, 2009
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Get the posterior mug.the poltergeist is a fairly common sexual act where a man is giving coital intercourse to a woman from behind. when things get really heavy, the man pulls his penis out and has his buddy, who may be named Karl or a different name, sneak his penis into the woman without her noticing the difference. the first man then sneaks outside and waves casually to the woman, through the window, very much to her surprise.
Karl had an off night at the bar last night so when we got home, him and I gave my wife the poltergeist.
by notjimmeratall March 28, 2017
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