child pornography

Something you plant in the office of the guy whose job you want.

Thanks to child pornography I made CEO faster than anyone in company history.

by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007

pornography

Reading material to be held in one hand.

My right hand has doubled its strength since i deicovered pornography!

by Gizwidget January 30, 2007

Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome

The term used for individuals who download mass amounts of pornography but do not necessarily view or even care for the content in question. Many who suffer from CPDS also tend to be porn pack rats who archive and save all their downloaded content (possibly never reviewing such content).

Person 1: I downloaded 20 gigs of softcore porn last night!
Person 2: I thought you weren't into softcore stuff?
Person 1: You're right but it's just nice to have it.
Person 2: Dude you suffer from Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome...

by spinal_compression October 20, 2009

photography

Something every scene/emo kid on myspace is interested in, but sucks balls at. They have tons of pictures of ugly flowers in their "photography" album on myspace. They bring their camera everywhere with them. It's really annoying because when you walk down the street with them, they take a picture of every ugly flower they see.

Veronica, put your camera away before I break it. You suck at photography and need to quit taking pictures of ugly flowers.

ps: sorry for stressing the ugly flowers so much.

pps: it's just that they really do only take pictures of ugly flowers!

ppps: sorry, again.

by ihatesceneemokidswhothinkthey'regoodatphotographybutthey'renot. August 4, 2007

boudoir photography

nudey pictures.

I'm gonna give my husband boudoir pictures of myself for his birthday.

by Will August 4, 2003

Residual Pornography

Pornography left on the hard drive of any device by its previous owner.

To my dismay, I discovered a large amount of residual pornography on a laptop hard drive I purchased on the internet.

by RBT Stunna July 22, 2011

Phonography

Describing "biology" on the phone while masturbating. Usually includes moaning and explanations of sexual scenarios.

Made famous by Britney Spears in her song "Phonography"

I make no apologies
I'm into phonography
And I like my bluetooth, buttons comin' loose
I need my hands free

Let's talk about biology
Make believe you're next to me
Phonography, phonography
Talk that sexy talk to me

Keep it confidential, you and me
Dirty talkin, call it phonography

by BayBayBaby December 18, 2008