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Drink peddler

person who forces drinks on others as to liven up the party. 'peddles' drinks to everyone at the party. a bartender of sorts.
Tina: "I was just riding the buzz, until this guy walks up and hands out shots to the whole table."

Clare: " That drink peddler is the f!@*ing bomb! This party rocks now!"
by Hallucinating Howard July 6, 2009
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dirt peddler

a person selling real estate, aka a real estate agent, frequently (but not always) of questionable values and/or the property is of questionable worth
he thinks he's a real estate agent but considering the properties, he's just a a dirt peddler
if you're not careful, that dirt peddler will sell you a piece of property at twice what it's worth
by otterlicious February 24, 2010
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pickle peddler

That man is nothing but a pickle peddler.
by kel-c April 16, 2015
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Spanish paddler

While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.

Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis

3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.

Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
I had to Spanish paddler that mother fuckers!
by Whiteyt9 September 30, 2017
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rage peddler

noun.

1. A public personality who makes income by driving media traffic to them through peddling controversial content that prompts angry responses and divisive infighting of their viewership.

verb
gerund or present participle: rage peddling

2. The action of a person, website or group that uses internet traffic generated through rageclicks for the goal of making money.
1. “This person is a rage peddler. I’m not going to fund them by clicking into this article.”

2. “Last night’s political debate was less about the issues and just more rage peddling.”
by AdxLib April 14, 2022
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Tide Podder

Person 1: Hey, are you a millennial?

Person 2: No, I'm a Tide Podder!
by Harry-the-Heir January 31, 2020
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piddler

(WINCOLL) A tiny penis
Have you seen his cock? It's some rampant piddler...
by Anonymous May 7, 2003
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