ponkey

panda+monkey=ponkey...me and a friend were in a geogeraphy class and i drew a random Monkey, he sed it was a panda that i drew. after 1 minute of argueing we decdided it was a cross between both-a ponkey! mating call "orrraaarrrrrruuuuuu"

ahhhh a ponkey is attacking!!!!

by Adam white July 18, 2006

plonker

What you call someone who is so drunk that his head hits the table and makes a loud "Plonk!"

Ingrid is such a plonker! She is smashed out of her mind!

by Boberto the Great December 3, 2007

Plonker

To be so drunk you're unable to remember the meaning of certain words.

Gerry: You were fairly hammered last night.
Keith: I was off me bleedin plonker I was!!!!!!! Yeeoooww!!!!

by gerbear85 May 28, 2008

Plonker

Plonker:
Person of Little Or No Knowledge and Electrical Retarded

Ever got an Electrical shock because of sheer stupidty,therefore you are a PLONKER

by Moodygeezer May 27, 2009

ponkey

usually a male who gets a lot of pussy but seems to have the appearance of a rather good-looking donkey.

Yo look over at that.. how the hell is that ponkey mackin it wit her.

by C-M-B October 4, 2003

Plonker

To be extremely drunk.

Gerry: Man, you were hammered last night.
Keith: I know, I was outta me bleedin plonker I was!!!! Yeoooww!!!

by gerbear85 May 29, 2008

Ponkey

A person that is so ugly as to be a cross between a pig and a donkey.

Who was that ponkey you were chattin up last night?

by Shamo April 22, 2006