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And Please

A short and quick phrase uttered in reponse to a story bring told that seems to have no purpose, a frustrating situation, or simply to disagree. In essence, it is short for the phrase, "and please, shut the f*** up." Also abbreviated as "AP."

Not to be confused with "N-please" (as in Nigga Please)
Person 1: "Man I have been studying for 12 hours now, im a machine."

*(in reality, he has spent more time on facebook and IM than studying)
Person 2: AP!

Person 1: BP's president is claiming that the oil spill will have only moderate effects on the environment.
Person 2: And please, Mr. President.
by KakSoran June 5, 2010
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geezer pleaser

A woman who dates and or marries an older men. Usually for the security (financial or other) an older man can provide.
Yo....Donalds wife is a real geezer pleaser...she only loves him for his money.

Isn't that cute....Hilary really loves Eric...and I thought she was just being a geezer pleaser.
by Mr. Crumby February 10, 2006
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by purplemonky November 24, 2003
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Peaked in high school

This phrase is used to describe people who reached their maximum potential in high school. People who peaked in high school were the "coolest, most athletic, prettiest" they ever were or will ever be.
I can't believe she's a bum, Mia Baroni was a prime example of someone who peaked in high school.
by John Raviolionson May 11, 2022
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Honky, please

An urbanization of "Oh, come come now, my esteemed white brother....surely you jest."
Statement: Mark and Char have sex three times per day. Retort: Honky, please!
by HoofHearted December 16, 2008
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Neighbor Please

Lexus: " I don't know why they lock him up. He wasn't stealing his wallet, he was putting it back."
Mercedes: "Neighbor please!"
by Kid Rectal December 21, 2008
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Nigga Please

When you accidently bump into/are in the way of a black girl. Then when you try to say sorry you get slapped in the face with a "Nigga Please!" followed by a string of insults including ones aimed at your ethnicity, mom, fashion sense, Etc. And it all ends with a snap of the fingers and a bob of the head and she walks off. Leaving you in a total state of confusion.
Johnson: Oops!, I'm so-
Shaquandaya: Nigga Please!, You look like you just came out of the thrift store with yo cheap ass. Yo mom was a poor white trash hooker and you look straight up retarded! Crazy fuckin' crackas, think they can accidently walk into me!
Johnson:...What just happened?
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005
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