Parsehole

Noun, Slang, possibly offensive.

Definition 1

It is a word to describe the type of person who orders something from somewhere on the internet. Such as: Amazon, Ebay, social media groups, or any other online shopping service. Who then claims they did not recieve the item even though there is a signature to confirm that they recieved the item, but then puts in a complaint that the item did not arrive, or arrived broken to that they then get refunded for the product.

Definition 2

Someone who sends their broken property (like a smartphone, tablet, or a laptop) through the post, and then claims it was damaged in transit so they can claim compensation in order to buy a new one.

Example 1

Person 1 "Wow look! I ordered this games console game, but I got the money back for it because I said I didn't recieve it"

Person 2 "you are a parsehole!"

Example 2

Person 1 "my phone is broken, I'm gonna send it through the post to myself special delivery with enough compensation, and then claim it was the postman who broke it so they have to pay out the compensation"

Person 2 "you know that makes you a parsehole, right?"

by Dylanio August 13, 2020

Parselmouth

Someone who has the ability to speak to snakes

You're a parselmouth? Why didn't you tell me!

by jesusleftthechat March 24, 2021

parsec

parsec - very sex person
pray parsex 🙏

Parsec is a sex person

by dsadwd2 July 21, 2021

Tom Pearse

Tom Pearse can be described as a physically fit and muscular individual who exudes confidence and sex appeal through his physique and demeanor. He possesses exceptional physical strength, endurance, and agility, which are often showcased through his athletic prowess and ability to perform challenging physical feats. His attractiveness is enhanced by his chiseled features, well-groomed appearance, and magnetic charisma. Overall, this type of man commands attention and admiration from those around him due to his impressive physical attributes and irresistible allure.

Tom Pearse is the hottset man that has ever lived
Tom Pearse did you mum last night

by Flamingod05 May 11, 2023

Chris Pearse

Chris Pearse can be described as a remarkable combination of physical attractiveness, inner strength, and appealing character traits. Physically, he has a well-toned and muscular physique, sharp features, and an overall magnetism that draws attention and admiration from those around him. However, his true appeal lies in his humble and down-to-earth demeanor, which is reflected in his modesty, approachability, and willingness to help others. He is confident in his abilities but not boastful, and his strength comes from his dedication to self-improvement and the well-being of those he cares about. His sexiness is enhanced by his charming personality, sense of humor, and genuine kindness towards others. Overall, this type of man embodies the perfect balance of physical and inner qualities that make him irresistible and desirable to those around him.

Chris Pearse Saved your mother from a gang of rapists

by Flamingod05 May 11, 2023

horror-plause

Clapping while simultaneously expressing groaning audibly or grimacing. A schizophrenic reaction to something one find's both funny and horrific.

The audience gave Conan O'Brien only horror-plause for his monologue--no genuine laughter for him tonight.

by Catherine McHenry March 11, 2008

plasectomy

when a plexiglas window is installed in the belly so that person can see with their head up their ass

His idea is so stupid he should have a plasectomy!

by mhpjoe1 July 30, 2011