ayo wagwan piffting dunkno holla u get me wanna beat behind tesco?

yo wassup pretty girl tryna bang behind tesco?

ayo wagwan piffting dunkno holla u get me wanna beat behind tesco? 😩😝😤🍆

by cee css June 15, 2017

pisstures

basically 'pisstures'are photos of you and your friends in which you are pissed(drunk,hammered etc).

'hey, can you send me those pisstures of yesterdays party?'

'Did anyone take any pisstures last night?'

by EM C HAMMER. March 7, 2009

Pisstler

A sniveling weakling

That guy is such a pisstler.

by the.magical.troll. February 25, 2010

Pisstipated

When you feel like you have to piss, but nothing comes out, while you still feel like you gotta piss. The opposite of constipation.

Damn, Jane drank that whole gallon of water but she's been in the bathroom for an hour. She must be pisstipated.

by nunya696969 January 14, 2019

pisstivity

The universal measurement of how pissed off a person is

Marion reached the 10th level of pisstivity when her crack dealer bailed.

by jbinsandiego October 10, 2008

Pisit

noun- a word to describe a the ultimate gentleman with an edge. the nicest jerk you'll ever meet. charismatic, charming, a flirt. witty, clever, quick on their feet, loves to make people laugh. displays a level of high intelligence. cares too much to a fault.

"He is such a pisit. he's such a jerk but you can't help laugh, just the way he will charmingly insult you."

by C0rona February 6, 2010

pissterbate

When you piss and masturbate at the same time. Can be done by both genders.

Guy 1:"Dude I walked in on Shelby in the bathroom yesterday and she was pissterbating!"

Guy 2:"Yeah I pissterbate all the time."

by Lady Woman Girl December 30, 2013