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Punching the Curtain

A dance move defined by a man moving his body as to fling his penis against a pair of thin shorts or undergarments. If performed correctly, the outline of the man's penis will be clearly visible as it punches against the fabric.
Like a theater performer frantically looking for the opening to the stage, Felipe's penis flung wildly against the sheer fabric of his underwear as he danced. To the delight of his middle-aged female audience, he was "punching the curtain."
by Sam Mechling September 8, 2010
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Russian Pinch

A substitute for a roach when rolling a joint.
In the absence of any suitable material with which to create a roach, a make-shift 'filter' can be made by pinching the joint first one way, then the other adjacent to one another.
I say 'filter' with the most relaxed paramters to the term.
1. Take a pre-rolled joint missing its roach.
2. Put your two index fingers next to one another on the joint.
3. At the furthest in finger, pinch the joint vertically.
4. At the point of the finger at the end, pinch the joint horizontally.
5. Smoke em if ya got em.
And that my friends,
Is the Russian Pinch.
by The Russian Roller April 20, 2009
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Crimson Pinch

Pinching off a turd laced with blood remnants from severe hemorrhoids.
Carla wasn't worried about the blood in her stool since she had some raging hemorrhoids and expected a crimson pinch.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016
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Mongolian Pinch

The need to shit after eating Mongolian food
I don't feel so well, I think I have the Mongolian pinch.
by Don't question it March 22, 2017
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pinch a growler

a turd that refuses to expel itself from the anus, thus resulting in a grunting growling sound emitted from the person trying to make the poopy.
hey Bob, what was that sound? Well Dan, I had to pinch a growler.
by papa jojo 042072 August 24, 2008
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Punching a grumpy

The act of speed shitting when you are pressed for time.
As we approached the gate for our flight, Earl ran off to the restroom and was punching a grumpy.
by Punchline67 May 3, 2006
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