Pigtits

Smallish breasts whose size and shape indicate they are made of background fat rather than breast per se. That is, if their lycra-clad owners lost weight and shrank to reasonable proportions, they would disappear. Usually found only on chavettes. Think Matt Lucas.

"Corfu would be alright without all the pigtits wobbling about"

by ArisR July 21, 2007

Blight-or-Plight Response

This is a response to the dilemma of having to choose between Bud Light or Blight, and Bud Light Platinum or Plight. Like the fight-or-flight response, the blight-or-plight response is a physiologic reaction to a perceived harmful event, attack, or threat to survival. After the initial shock due to a systematic increase in adrenaline, the response results in disgust and rejection of either beer option.

When I first walked into the liquor store I had a wicked blight-or-plight response until I realized the microbrews were hidden all the way in the back.

by Woody Lajonze February 6, 2014

Blonde with pigtails

A blowjob with handlebars.

A blonde with pigtails is very good in bed; I can show her exactly what I want her to do.

by blondewithpigtails September 23, 2009

Phight

describes something that is both phat and tight. Most often said after someones comments.

Its so phight that I won a bag of double stuff oreos.

by John Rebel July 11, 2006

pigster

A female hipster, overly large female that sways back and forth blocking the entrance of the establishment and the sidewalk at the same time. Oblivious to the world and rude as hell.

I asked the pigster nicely to move so I could get by and she ignored me, I had to check her like a hockey player

by Lord evil September 10, 2016

Pigot

a person who treats pigs with hatred or intolerance

He made bacon jokes infront of me and my pet pig. He is a pigot.

by Pig-Tales March 10, 2013

pigting

Verb; The act of hunting wild flying fuzzy pig-turtles in the outskirts of Antarctica.
pigting, pigtinging, pigtinged.

Adam can often be found pigtinging

by uhhngg January 3, 2009