picasso pants

Underwear that is too small for their owner, making them look as if they have 4 bum cheeks.

Dude, she's got some picasso pants on!

by x_Jasper February 5, 2008

Picasso'd the toilet

When your poop hits the toilet at a high velocity or has a consistancy that makes it sticks a pattern to the toulet bowl even after a flush, as if painting like the artist Picasso.

Hey man, I'd wait at least 10 minutes before using the bathroom, I just picasso'd the toilet.

by DocAshe October 6, 2011

Picasso Face

It is when you are super tired and your Face looks distorted and not symmetrical.

I don't fancy going out tonight i have not slept and have a Picasso Face .

by Um Jordan February 12, 2021

Picasso Blast

When a man is sitting on the edge of the bed being ridden by a hot Brazilian chick(or any chick) and has built up a huge load, followed by a huge blast of semen which hits the wall in front of him and creates a huge splatter mark that won’t go away unless painted over. When the chick says she will clean it off the wall, the man responds “Hell no, leave it, that’s a beautiful piece of artwork, now grab me a towel and start calling me Picasso.”

Bro, my ex was riding me on her toilet and I pulled out and made a Picasso blast on her wall. She tried to clean it several times and it won’t go away. Now every time she or anyone sits on her toilet, the Picasso blast is in direct sight. She’ll never forget me.

by Peter_G February 26, 2019

Picasso'd

The look on someone's face after returning from a long night of partying and bar crawling. This night usually consists of an immense amount of cheap alcohol (and most likely, drugs as well).

Dude, did you just get back from the bar? You look picasso'd!

by Micah Jesse February 14, 2006

Picasso Pussy

Pussy that is so perfect and aesthetically pleasing that Pablo Picasso himself should be required to come back from the dead to sculpt it out of a single piece of Spanish marble.

I wanted to break up with the girl but I couldn't because she had a Picasso Pussy.

by T-6driver36 April 28, 2015

picasso boobs

The result of a picasso bra or botched cosmetic surgery.

That bra gives her picasso boobs!

by x_Jasper February 5, 2008