pootastic

The state of being incredibly pooish.

Person 1: Dude, Caroline is being so pootastic!
Person 2: Seriously, what's her deal?

by bobert47 October 20, 2008

Pigotistical

A male human that embodies the traits of a swine while having a ridiculously massive ego.

The type of guy that asks for anal on a first date.

The type of guy that cums and then asks you to thank him for the effort.

In other words, a real man.

"Wow, Rob is completely pigotistical. He jerked off on my back while I was sleeping, slapped me awake, then asked me to thank him for sacrificing his army on me."

by Diggetydon November 28, 2012

Plotitician

A person who seeks or uses political office for personal gain.

The unscrupulous Plotitician who hatched this scheme has decided to run for office so he can make it happen.

by Puchin August 1, 2012

Protistitute

A being, regardless of gender, who remains stationary in one designated position, mostly corner of the room, for a long period of time. Can be hired for anyone between $10-$50.

Yo look at that guy just standing there like a protistitute xD

by Big Hob Joe May 5, 2018

pooptistic

a person(s) who are obsessed about poop they sing eat rap with it or about it

Kaden is pooptistic so he sings about poop

by CGYF April 2, 2018

Photosiccness

That sickness you get when rinku doesn't send u her pic with glasses. It is accompanied by 100° heart fever.

I'll be absent Tomorrow due to photosiccness if u don't send me the picc

by Callmedaddy123 August 15, 2019

Potsticker

An Asian person with light skin who has tanned to the point of really dark skin.

Marco: I understand you like to fish Joey, but maybe you should have more sun protection.
Joey: I know, I’m starting to look like a potsticker.

by ElevatedPanguitch October 5, 2020